{"id":7666,"date":"2011-01-29T07:07:49","date_gmt":"2011-01-28T20:07:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wpblog\/?page_id=7666"},"modified":"2011-01-29T07:07:49","modified_gmt":"2011-01-28T20:07:49","slug":"chapters","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/?page_id=7666","title":{"rendered":"Chapters"},"content":{"rendered":"

If life was a book here are some chapter and section titles.<\/p>\n

In the Beginning<\/h1>\n
    \n
  1. Visiting the Mountain<\/a>.<\/li>\n
  2. The man who would be Governor General.<\/a><\/li>\n
  3. Travelling in a converted Aircraft Carrier, Escort<\/a>.<\/li>\n
  4. The Nuns and the head of state<\/a>.<\/li>\n
  5. The Speed Boat the the Picnic Basket.<\/a><\/li>\n
  6. Sleep drug\u00a0dispensary.<\/a><\/li>\n
  7. Emergency I<\/li>\n
  8. Sitting on King Neptune’s Knee<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    The Escape<\/h1>\n
      \n
    1. Running away on a boat.<\/li>\n
    2. The racists.<\/li>\n
    3. Smoking in the Gutter.<\/li>\n
    4. A fibro home.<\/li>\n
    5. Below the poverty line.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Settling Down<\/h1>\n
        \n
      1. Painting in one colour – black<\/li>\n
      2. The weird sport called Aussie rules.<\/li>\n
      3. Nappies<\/li>\n
      4. Batman Smells.<\/li>\n
      5. The windowsill punishment<\/li>\n
      6. The cookie man\/priest.<\/li>\n
      7. Caps on windy hill.<\/li>\n
      8. Tennis ball boy<\/li>\n
      9. The man who knows everything.<\/li>\n
      10. Mr bug.<\/li>\n
      11. Anglicans and Catholics.<\/li>\n
      12. The doctor and the undertaker.<\/li>\n
      13. Going North.<\/li>\n
      14. Drive by shooting\/ internal murders.<\/li>\n
      15. Scholarships.<\/li>\n
      16. Passage of anuses.<\/li>\n
      17. The evils of horse racing.<\/li>\n
      18. Sunshine police station.<\/li>\n
      19. Westie Bliss.<\/li>\n
      20. Gone to the races.<\/li>\n
      21. The sheep and the Milk bottles.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        Moving On.<\/h1>\n
          \n
        1. People who hate microwaves and dishwashers.<\/li>\n
        2. Milk bottle<\/li>\n
        3. Roast chooklotto chickens.<\/li>\n
        4. Fraser’s atomic bomb.<\/li>\n
        5. Property is theft<\/li>\n
        6. Little orange graffiti houses.<\/li>\n
        7. The namby pamby asio man.<\/li>\n
        8. Kangaroo scrotum money bags<\/li>\n
        9. They hate us<\/li>\n
        10. Vasseline & copper filings<\/li>\n
        11. The wrong drawing<\/li>\n
        12. The nurses and the\u00a0epileptic\u00a0child<\/li>\n
        13. Lunch in weisbaden.<\/li>\n
        14. Woody the north american airforce spy<\/li>\n
        15. Steering the Elephant.<\/li>\n
        16. The partly open window pt I<\/li>\n
        17. Dancing to the bushwackers.<\/li>\n
        18. Unholy alliances.<\/li>\n
        19. Kangaroo scrotum money bags.<\/li>\n
        20. Shooting people.<\/li>\n
        21. The Pipe Wrench<\/a>.<\/li>\n
        22. The people who hate scientology.<\/li>\n
        23. Prostitutes and the french nuns<\/li>\n
        24. The rsl racists.<\/li>\n
        25. The Wheelbarrow I<\/li>\n
        26. The Traitor.<\/li>\n
        27. A city full of rats<\/li>\n
        28. Witch hunting.<\/li>\n
        29. Laundering money in the vegetable shop<\/li>\n
        30. Brunswick social club police boots<\/li>\n
        31. Phillip the one handed<\/li>\n
        32. $80.<\/li>\n
        33. Stroke.<\/li>\n
        34. Cows are unnatural animals.<\/li>\n
        35. The missing diamond.<\/li>\n
        36. Throwing clocks.<\/li>\n
        37. A man who thinks he can’t be seen.<\/li>\n
        38. Sheep waiting for the Doug Anthony all Stars.<\/li>\n
        39. Single mothers and Belly Dancers.<\/li>\n
        40. Castrating and Docking Sheep.<\/li>\n
        41. Shooting people I<\/li>\n
        42. Coopers and lybrand<\/li>\n
        43. De-hinley street<\/li>\n
        44. An Italian gambling den<\/li>\n
        45. All you need is a tv and a VCR<\/li>\n
        46. Fog Dreaming.<\/li>\n
        47. Freaky Mountain Streets.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          A first attempt<\/h1>\n
            \n
          1. Rose and the good Christians<\/li>\n
          2. Fencing out the heathens<\/li>\n
          3. Escorted to the door<\/li>\n
          4. A video, a tv, a party.<\/li>\n
          5. The prostitutes in MacDonalds<\/li>\n
          6. Smoking pot on, in bed, in Amsterdam.<\/li>\n
          7. Mrs. C and \u00a0the Stroke.<\/li>\n
          8. Seven brides for seven llamas.<\/li>\n
          9. The Children of god.<\/li>\n
          10. Disliking students<\/li>\n
          11. Beef tendon<\/li>\n
          12. Five Bells on a Cat.<\/li>\n
          13. Topless hairdressers.<\/li>\n
          14. The jardine dilemma.<\/li>\n
          15. Teamwork.<\/li>\n
          16. Do you have any donkeys?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

            Return<\/h1>\n
              \n
            1. Top of the town.<\/li>\n
            2. The smile<\/li>\n
            3. When no one would come forward.<\/li>\n
            4. Expurgated gannets.<\/li>\n
            5. Are you in or out<\/li>\n
            6. TIMS<\/li>\n
            7. Passing information from one toilet cubicle to the next.<\/li>\n
            8. The filing cabinet<\/li>\n
            9. Table dancing<\/li>\n
            10. Steve Visard<\/li>\n
            11. Bondage barbie<\/li>\n
            12. A door that doesn’t close properly.<\/li>\n
            13. Police saying, the amount of time it takes depends on how angry he is.<\/li>\n
            14. An angry pause.<\/li>\n
            15. Pauline Hanson<\/li>\n
            16. Students on Trams.<\/li>\n
            17. Pinging all the computers<\/li>\n
            18. Happy Birthday (Chinese).<\/li>\n
            19. Pinging all the PCs<\/li>\n
            20. Filing cabinets<\/li>\n
            21. Hating the police.<\/li>\n
            22. Latter day saints and the god father<\/li>\n
            23. The sorry throat specialist<\/li>\n
            24. A flood of people suddenly saying, i never said anything bad about you.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

              The best of a bad set<\/h1>\n
                \n
              1. The hard way or the easy way.<\/li>\n
              2. The prawn infestation<\/li>\n
              3. The dangers of acting upon bad advice.<\/li>\n
              4. A forgiveness given and but refused.<\/li>\n
              5. Adopted by the mob.<\/li>\n
              6. Lines in the sand.<\/li>\n
              7. The wrong hand signs.<\/li>\n
              8. Do what we say and you can have what you want, the cabot prophecy<\/li>\n
              9. People who love prawns.<\/li>\n
              10. Talking to the Enemy.<\/li>\n
              11. Accelerant.<\/li>\n
              12. The wrong answers.<\/li>\n
              13. You need to shout.<\/li>\n
              14. What whores think.<\/li>\n
              15. Distorted truths.<\/li>\n
              16. Primed by prejudice.<\/li>\n
              17. The BDM and O.H.M.S.<\/li>\n
              18. The rice nazi.<\/li>\n
              19. How the mighty have fallen.<\/li>\n
              20. Pamela Anderson.<\/li>\n
              21. Adopted by the mob.<\/li>\n
              22. Following the riot police<\/li>\n
              23. $25,000 NTD<\/li>\n
              24. Standing on the roof top<\/li>\n
              25. Blue balls.<\/li>\n
              26. The comptrollers.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                The Grand Tour<\/h1>\n
                  \n
                1. Taipei (\u81fa\u5317) Bound<\/a><\/li>\n
                2. The American Embassy and the British Army<\/a><\/li>\n
                3. \u4e0a\u516c\u8eca\uff0c\u4e0b\u516c\u8eca< <\/a>\/li><\/li>\n
                4. Riot Police, Protesters and Nuclear Waste<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                  No more pretending<\/h1>\n
                    \n
                  1. Two roof tops in Taipei.<\/li>\n
                  2. The Triads and the IRA.<\/a><\/li>\n
                  3. Going to Vietnam<\/a><\/li>\n
                  4. Taroko National Park (\u592a\u9b6f\u95a3\u570b\u5bb6\u516c\u5712)<\/a><\/li>\n
                  5. Import Export<\/a><\/li>\n
                  6. Taiwan train tickets and bus stop signs<\/a><\/li>\n
                  7. Sating a desperate need<\/a><\/li>\n
                  8. Card and Memorisation<\/a><\/li>\n
                  9. A broken watch seal.<\/li>\n
                  10. Thailand or tai nan.<\/li>\n
                  11. An American eating on the streets of naha.<\/li>\n
                  12. \u6211\u8981\u4f60.<\/li>\n
                  13. Okayama knowing.<\/li>\n
                  14. A grid of sleeping minds.<\/li>\n
                  15. A stolen child.<\/li>\n
                  16. You ma Woman?<\/li>\n
                  17. Emailing the word “bomb”.<\/li>\n
                  18. A carriage filled men with sub machine guns.<\/li>\n
                  19. The Russian Mafia\u00a0and\u00a0sneaking back out of the hotel Mokba<\/a>.<\/li>\n
                  20. The Mayor of Moscow.<\/li>\n
                  21. Different wavelengths.<\/li>\n
                  22. Sneaking out of the hotel room.<\/li>\n
                  23. Protected by\u00a0Jesus<\/a>.<\/li>\n
                  24. The disappearance.<\/li>\n
                  25. The Americans and the Stripper.<\/a><\/li>\n
                  26. A soup with wild fruit.<\/a><\/li>\n
                  27. Hot potatoes in Stockholm.<\/li>\n
                  28. Autodrom Most<\/a><\/li>\n
                  29. The power: chesky budovich and spandao.<\/li>\n
                  30. The Short Skirt Girl.<\/li>\n
                  31. Street party<\/li>\n
                  32. Brian yap Barry.<\/li>\n
                  33. The power of expectation.<\/li>\n
                  34. Living on the outside.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                    Home Again<\/h1>\n
                      \n
                    1. Flashing boobies.<\/li>\n
                    2. Cosmopolitan or Multicultural<\/a><\/li>\n
                    3. Didn’t expect him to come back.<\/li>\n
                    4. The Low and the High Churches.<\/li>\n
                    5. The man who went to the Philippines.<\/li>\n
                    6. Olympic security.<\/li>\n
                    7. The auditors.<\/li>\n
                    8. She who must be obeyed.<\/li>\n
                    9. Not taking the bait<\/li>\n
                    10. We were only trying to protect you, a feeble excuse for racism and bigotry.<\/li>\n
                    11. Malcolm Fraser<\/li>\n
                    12. The $3000 lawyers.<\/li>\n
                    13. Marigold<\/li>\n
                    14. The Nickers on the roof<\/li>\n
                    15. Sri lankans on a stone<\/li>\n
                    16. The desperate ones.<\/li>\n
                    17. Gandalf and the laser light show.<\/li>\n
                    18. Good for business<\/li>\n
                    19. Tongues on toast.<\/li>\n
                    20. Chasing Wild Geese.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                      Coda<\/h1>\n
                        \n
                      1. To be or not to be nice from the start.<\/li>\n
                      2. Tattooed legs<\/li>\n
                      3. Forgetting to check I<\/li>\n
                      4. Going over to the dark side.<\/li>\n
                      5. Doing things the hard way<\/li>\n
                      6. Smelly People<\/li>\n
                      7. A system that dies not take into account people’s allergies.<\/li>\n
                      8. Men who hate modern art.<\/li>\n
                      9. Shooting people II<\/li>\n
                      10. The mysterious file<\/li>\n
                      11. The missing file I.<\/li>\n
                      12. Mushrooms.<\/li>\n
                      13. It will only take one.<\/li>\n
                      14. The partly open window pt II<\/li>\n
                      15. Arseholes and smart arses<\/li>\n
                      16. Mossad<\/li>\n
                      17. Artificially limiting supply as a method of increasing power and profit.<\/li>\n
                      18. Out smarted by 5 and 13 year old children.<\/li>\n
                      19. Only one Brian Yap<\/li>\n
                      20. The abuse of privilege.<\/li>\n
                      21. Going the hard way.<\/li>\n
                      22. Men who don’t know anything.<\/li>\n
                      23. The mastermind<\/li>\n
                      24. The password<\/li>\n
                      25. Weirdos who hate hip hop.<\/li>\n
                      26. Sprint<\/li>\n
                      27. Cunning Plans<\/li>\n
                      28. The tangents people head off on.<\/li>\n
                      29. The file has Fallen behind the desk.<\/li>\n
                      30. The merry chase.<\/li>\n
                      31. Rose coloured glasses.<\/li>\n
                      32. Holding you friends close and your enemies closer.<\/li>\n
                      33. Taking him off the list<\/li>\n
                      34. Failing the test.<\/li>\n
                      35. The graceful art of not knowing.<\/li>\n
                      36. The lamington and the general.<\/li>\n
                      37. The goose chase<\/li>\n
                      38. Blame.<\/li>\n
                      39. We have proof.<\/li>\n
                      40. People who are adamant but don’t have a clue.<\/li>\n
                      41. Pressing all the wrong buttons and pulling all the wrong leavers.<\/li>\n
                      42. How to line a hole with concrete and steel.<\/li>\n
                      43. Living in the land of false positives.<\/li>\n
                      44. Privacy, the desire to hide from the harsh reality of the world and the crazy people who love in it.<\/li>\n
                      45. A fatal error of judgement. (if he knew this he must have known that too)<\/li>\n
                      46. Emergency II<\/li>\n
                      47. Bad Karma.<\/li>\n
                      48. The supplier.<\/li>\n
                      49. Spiders and staches.<\/li>\n
                      50. People who snore.<\/li>\n
                      51. Middle class people who hate working class people.<\/li>\n
                      52. The spy declaration.<\/li>\n
                      53. Abusing the system when there is no recourse.<\/li>\n
                      54. Verboten streets<\/li>\n
                      55. Creeping though the underfloor cable space.<\/li>\n
                      56. People trying to work out who I am from Flickr photos and groups.<\/li>\n
                      57. Don’t let him win<\/li>\n
                      58. Dirty laundry.<\/li>\n
                      59. Team spirit.<\/li>\n
                      60. Self serving distortions.<\/li>\n
                      61. People who hate children so much they don’t want photos if them.<\/li>\n
                      62. They knew he did not know, but they said nothing.<\/li>\n
                      63. The path to subservience.<\/li>\n
                      64. Doing things the hard way.<\/li>\n
                      65. Throwing eggs on Christmas day<\/li>\n
                      66. Fitting the Profile.<\/li>\n
                      67. Mid life crisis.<\/li>\n
                      68. The nudity phobia.<\/li>\n
                      69. The insanity plea<\/li>\n
                      70. Stupid and stupider.<\/li>\n
                      71. The master file.<\/li>\n
                      72. Hating Ned Kelly<\/li>\n
                      73. The dangers of throwing mud.<\/li>\n
                      74. Knowing how to tell the difference between fantasy and reality.<\/li>\n
                      75. Geeks make the world go round.<\/li>\n
                      76. Disliking country road clothes.<\/li>\n
                      77. Having to be afraid to fall in love.<\/li>\n
                      78. The agenda item.<\/li>\n
                      79. Karaoke.<\/li>\n
                      80. The rock and the hard place.<\/li>\n
                      81. The missing file II.<\/li>\n
                      82. Who needs evidence anyway?<\/li>\n
                      83. The guessing game.<\/li>\n
                      84. He has to admit!<\/li>\n
                      85. The man who walks everywhere.<\/li>\n
                      86. Tethered<\/li>\n
                      87. The most unique man.<\/li>\n
                      88. When belief meets reality.<\/li>\n
                      89. The director said, he is deceitful. He write it down.<\/li>\n
                      90. Changing or being changed.<\/li>\n
                      91. Smiling at the wrong time.<\/li>\n
                      92. Mushrooms.<\/li>\n
                      93. An inability to be good enough.<\/li>\n
                      94. The man who fed his child dog food.<\/li>\n
                      95. -3 out of 10<\/li>\n
                      96. F-<\/li>\n
                      97. Pushing all the wrong buttons, pulling all the wrong leavers is all the wrong sequences.<\/li>\n
                      98. A grand deception<\/li>\n
                      99. The monster and the alcoholic, the tale if a small girl.<\/li>\n
                      100. Aracnophobia – People who hate spiders<\/li>\n
                      101. Backing Off.<\/li>\n
                      102. The great bleaching event.<\/li>\n
                      103. Moral compass.<\/li>\n
                      104. The dangers of using verbs without subjects and objects.<\/li>\n
                      105. Sorry about what?<\/li>\n
                      106. Middle aged men are all pedophiles.<\/li>\n
                      107. The Black Pool.<\/li>\n
                      108. The man who didn’t do anything.<\/li>\n
                      109. The way Americans think.<\/li>\n
                      110. Fingerprints<\/li>\n
                      111. Intimidation.<\/li>\n
                      112. Waiting for him to die<\/li>\n
                      113. People who keep on forgetting things.<\/li>\n
                      114. Hidden meanings, lurking dangers<\/li>\n
                      115. The suicide watch<\/li>\n
                      116. Forgetting to check II<\/li>\n
                      117. The wrong kid.<\/li>\n
                      118. Sociopaths<\/li>\n
                      119. A bet that backfired<\/li>\n
                      120. The spinach man<\/li>\n
                      121. The face book haters.<\/li>\n
                      122. The parents who drive their children insane.<\/li>\n
                      123. Never did any of this. Never did any if that. Only one kind of information.<\/li>\n
                      124. Jipped.<\/li>\n
                      125. The graceful art of Skype dancing.<\/li>\n
                      126. The fence<\/li>\n
                      127. Fitting the profile<\/li>\n
                      128. Standing ovations.<\/li>\n
                      129. Dried up sources<\/li>\n
                      130. Consequences.<\/li>\n
                      131. Men who have but say they won’t.<\/li>\n
                      132. When expectation meets reality.<\/li>\n
                      133. Minimalist truths and deliberate misrepresentations.<\/li>\n
                      134. The crazy peoples<\/li>\n
                      135. The men who won’t admit.<\/li>\n
                      136. Psychosis and Phobias.<\/li>\n
                      137. Idiots with strong beliefs.<\/li>\n
                      138. Control freaks.<\/li>\n
                      139. Spoinked.<\/li>\n
                      140. Wheelbarrow II<\/li>\n
                      141. Autistic.<\/li>\n
                      142. Fucking psychopaths.<\/li>\n
                      143. The list<\/li>\n
                      144. Brain Cancer<\/li>\n
                      145. The responder.<\/li>\n
                      146. A death threat<\/a>.<\/li>\n
                      147. \u5ba2\u5bb6 : fleeing eternally<\/li>\n
                      148. Epsilon.<\/li>\n
                      149. Deception<\/li>\n
                      150. Misinterpretations and misrepresentations.<\/li>\n
                      151. Denial<\/li>\n
                      152. The men who can’t like Facebook.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                        Aftermath<\/span><\/p>\n

                          \n
                        1. Functioning Again<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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