{"id":12889,"date":"2012-05-16T00:07:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-15T13:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wpblog\/?p=12889"},"modified":"2012-05-16T00:07:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-15T13:07:00","slug":"other-things-wednesdays-my-boyfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/?p=12889","title":{"rendered":"Other Things Wednesdays &#8211; My Boyfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Krysta&#8217;s Favourite of the moment.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>My boyfriend gave me an apple<\/li>\n<li>My boyfriend gave me a pear.<\/li>\n<li>My boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips and threw me down the stair.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>I gave him back his apple,<\/li>\n<li>I gave him back his pear.<\/li>\n<li>I gave him back his kiss on the lips and threw him down the stair.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>I took him to the movies, I took him to the fair.<\/li>\n<li>I threw him over London.<\/li>\n<li>I threw him over France.<\/li>\n<li>Without his underpants.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Krysta&#8217;s Favourite of the moment. My boyfriend gave me an apple My boyfriend gave me a pear. My boyfriend gave[&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[106,514,2577,2782,3734],"class_list":["post-12889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-ramblings","tag-abuse","tag-boyfriend","tag-nursery-rhyme","tag-physical-abuse","tag-throw"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12889"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12889"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12889\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}