{"id":1466,"date":"2008-06-09T07:08:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-08T21:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wpblog\/?p=1466"},"modified":"2008-06-09T07:08:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-08T21:08:00","slug":"of-the-french-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/?p=1466","title":{"rendered":"of the french (again)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>People keep on telling me that to like the french is to want to have an affair. They also say that to be <span id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_0\" class=\"blsp-spelling-corrected\">Greek<\/span> is to be gay. I do not think like this, but assuming that we take this to be true then the following must also be true:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>To like the British is to want to live in a sexless puritanical <span id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_1\" class=\"blsp-spelling-corrected\">Victorian<\/span> relationship with a person of the opposite sex.<\/li>\n<li>To like the Americans is to be a red neck, puritan in public who goes around with gay prostitutes when no one is looking.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Sounds only fair really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People keep on telling me that to like the french is to want to have an affair. They also say[&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[1454,1494,1596,2051],"class_list":["post-1466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-langauge-ramblings","tag-french","tag-gay","tag-greek","tag-language"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}