{"id":2897,"date":"2009-12-04T18:09:52","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T07:09:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wpblog\/?p=2897"},"modified":"2009-12-04T18:09:52","modified_gmt":"2009-12-04T07:09:52","slug":"ordering-styles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/?p=2897","title":{"rendered":"ordering styles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have noted that different cultures have different approaches to how to order communal food:<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n[pmath]D = Number of Dishes[\/pmath]<br \/>\n[pmath]N = Number of People[\/pmath]<br \/>\n[pmath]P = Number of Plates[\/pmath]<br \/>\nAmericans:<br \/>\n[pmath]D = 2 + (N MOD 3)[\/pmath]<br \/>\n[pmath]P = N*D[\/pmath]<br \/>\nChinese<br \/>\n[pmath]P = D = N-1[\/pmath]<br \/>\nor<br \/>\n[pmath]P = D = N-(1*N\/8)[\/pmath]<br \/>\n[ad#Adsense wide]<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ffffff\">Man: you have no idea what so ever!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ffffff\">Man: we don&#8217;t think that the Japanese are like that!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ffffff\">Man: they said because of that he deserved it<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ffffff\">A woman shouts, oh fuck, she wrote that!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ffffff\">Man: oh no, they know what we said! Woman: they said: howl him down!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ffffff\">Man: they said je did a few days ago and now charges are going to be laid<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ffffff\">Man: then why did you say frigging he did?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ffffff\">Apparently the priest did<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ffffff\">Girl: you bastards thought this!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have noted that different cultures have different approaches to how to order communal food:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[1414,2267,2628,2822],"class_list":["post-2897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-ramblings","tag-food","tag-math","tag-ordering","tag-plates"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2897"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2897\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yewenyi.net\/wp\/old\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}