I followed the flow chart for the Rapture. And, surprisingly got several steps into the whole thing. But then my recent recklessness of having a hair cut (which for those of you who know me happens about every 10 years) turned out to be my down fall.
Interestingly, wikipedia says: “Rapture” is an English noun derived from the Latin verb rapiō, with a literal meaning of “I catch up” “or “I snatch” (from the infinitive form of the verb rapere, “to catch up”; “rapture” is also cognate to the English words “rapids”, “ravish”, and “rape”).