If life was a book here are some chapter and section titles.
In the Beginning
- Visiting the Mountain.
- The man who would be Governor General.
- Travelling in a converted Aircraft Carrier, Escort.
- The Nuns and the head of state.
- The Speed Boat the the Picnic Basket.
- Sleep drug dispensary.
- Emergency I
- Sitting on King Neptune’s Knee.
The Escape
- Running away on a boat.
- The racists.
- Smoking in the Gutter.
- A fibro home.
- Below the poverty line.
Settling Down
- Painting in one colour – black
- The weird sport called Aussie rules.
- Nappies
- Batman Smells.
- The windowsill punishment
- The cookie man/priest.
- Caps on windy hill.
- Tennis ball boy
- The man who knows everything.
- Mr bug.
- Anglicans and Catholics.
- The doctor and the undertaker.
- Going North.
- Drive by shooting/ internal murders.
- Scholarships.
- Passage of anuses.
- The evils of horse racing.
- Sunshine police station.
- Westie Bliss.
- Gone to the races.
- The sheep and the Milk bottles.
Moving On.
- People who hate microwaves and dishwashers.
- Milk bottle
- Roast chooklotto chickens.
- Fraser’s atomic bomb.
- Property is theft
- Little orange graffiti houses.
- The namby pamby asio man.
- Kangaroo scrotum money bags
- They hate us
- Vasseline & copper filings
- The wrong drawing
- The nurses and the epileptic child
- Lunch in weisbaden.
- Woody the north american airforce spy
- Steering the Elephant.
- The partly open window pt I
- Dancing to the bushwackers.
- Unholy alliances.
- Kangaroo scrotum money bags.
- Shooting people.
- The Pipe Wrench.
- The people who hate scientology.
- Prostitutes and the french nuns
- The rsl racists.
- The Wheelbarrow I
- The Traitor.
- A city full of rats
- Witch hunting.
- Laundering money in the vegetable shop
- Brunswick social club police boots
- Phillip the one handed
- $80.
- Stroke.
- Cows are unnatural animals.
- The missing diamond.
- Throwing clocks.
- A man who thinks he can’t be seen.
- Sheep waiting for the Doug Anthony all Stars.
- Single mothers and Belly Dancers.
- Castrating and Docking Sheep.
- Shooting people I
- Coopers and lybrand
- De-hinley street
- An Italian gambling den
- All you need is a tv and a VCR
- Fog Dreaming.
- Freaky Mountain Streets.
A first attempt
- Rose and the good Christians
- Fencing out the heathens
- Escorted to the door
- A video, a tv, a party.
- The prostitutes in MacDonalds
- Smoking pot on, in bed, in Amsterdam.
- Mrs. C and the Stroke.
- Seven brides for seven llamas.
- The Children of god.
- Disliking students
- Beef tendon
- Five Bells on a Cat.
- Topless hairdressers.
- The jardine dilemma.
- Teamwork.
- Do you have any donkeys?
Return
- Top of the town.
- The smile
- When no one would come forward.
- Expurgated gannets.
- Are you in or out
- TIMS
- Passing information from one toilet cubicle to the next.
- The filing cabinet
- Table dancing
- Steve Visard
- Bondage barbie
- A door that doesn’t close properly.
- Police saying, the amount of time it takes depends on how angry he is.
- An angry pause.
- Pauline Hanson
- Students on Trams.
- Pinging all the computers
- Happy Birthday (Chinese).
- Pinging all the PCs
- Filing cabinets
- Hating the police.
- Latter day saints and the god father
- The sorry throat specialist
- A flood of people suddenly saying, i never said anything bad about you.
The best of a bad set
- The hard way or the easy way.
- The prawn infestation
- The dangers of acting upon bad advice.
- A forgiveness given and but refused.
- Adopted by the mob.
- Lines in the sand.
- The wrong hand signs.
- Do what we say and you can have what you want, the cabot prophecy
- People who love prawns.
- Talking to the Enemy.
- Accelerant.
- The wrong answers.
- You need to shout.
- What whores think.
- Distorted truths.
- Primed by prejudice.
- The BDM and O.H.M.S.
- The rice nazi.
- How the mighty have fallen.
- Pamela Anderson.
- Adopted by the mob.
- Following the riot police
- $25,000 NTD
- Standing on the roof top
- Blue balls.
- The comptrollers.
The Grand Tour
- Taipei (臺北) Bound
- The American Embassy and the British Army
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- Riot Police, Protesters and Nuclear Waste
No more pretending
- Two roof tops in Taipei.
- The Triads and the IRA.
- Going to Vietnam
- Taroko National Park (太魯閣國家公園)
- Import Export
- Taiwan train tickets and bus stop signs
- Sating a desperate need
- Card and Memorisation
- A broken watch seal.
- Thailand or tai nan.
- An American eating on the streets of naha.
- 我要你.
- Okayama knowing.
- A grid of sleeping minds.
- A stolen child.
- You ma Woman?
- Emailing the word “bomb”.
- A carriage filled men with sub machine guns.
- The Russian Mafia and sneaking back out of the hotel Mokba.
- The Mayor of Moscow.
- Different wavelengths.
- Sneaking out of the hotel room.
- Protected by Jesus.
- The disappearance.
- The Americans and the Stripper.
- A soup with wild fruit.
- Hot potatoes in Stockholm.
- Autodrom Most
- The power: chesky budovich and spandao.
- The Short Skirt Girl.
- Street party
- Brian yap Barry.
- The power of expectation.
- Living on the outside.
Home Again
- Flashing boobies.
- Cosmopolitan or Multicultural
- Didn’t expect him to come back.
- The Low and the High Churches.
- The man who went to the Philippines.
- Olympic security.
- The auditors.
- She who must be obeyed.
- Not taking the bait
- We were only trying to protect you, a feeble excuse for racism and bigotry.
- Malcolm Fraser
- The $3000 lawyers.
- Marigold
- The Nickers on the roof
- Sri lankans on a stone
- The desperate ones.
- Gandalf and the laser light show.
- Good for business
- Tongues on toast.
- Chasing Wild Geese.
Coda
- To be or not to be nice from the start.
- Tattooed legs
- Forgetting to check I
- Going over to the dark side.
- Doing things the hard way
- Smelly People
- A system that dies not take into account people’s allergies.
- Men who hate modern art.
- Shooting people II
- The mysterious file
- The missing file I.
- Mushrooms.
- It will only take one.
- The partly open window pt II
- Arseholes and smart arses
- Mossad
- Artificially limiting supply as a method of increasing power and profit.
- Out smarted by 5 and 13 year old children.
- Only one Brian Yap
- The abuse of privilege.
- Going the hard way.
- Men who don’t know anything.
- The mastermind
- The password
- Weirdos who hate hip hop.
- Sprint
- Cunning Plans
- The tangents people head off on.
- The file has Fallen behind the desk.
- The merry chase.
- Rose coloured glasses.
- Holding you friends close and your enemies closer.
- Taking him off the list
- Failing the test.
- The graceful art of not knowing.
- The lamington and the general.
- The goose chase
- Blame.
- We have proof.
- People who are adamant but don’t have a clue.
- Pressing all the wrong buttons and pulling all the wrong leavers.
- How to line a hole with concrete and steel.
- Living in the land of false positives.
- Privacy, the desire to hide from the harsh reality of the world and the crazy people who love in it.
- A fatal error of judgement. (if he knew this he must have known that too)
- Emergency II
- Bad Karma.
- The supplier.
- Spiders and staches.
- People who snore.
- Middle class people who hate working class people.
- The spy declaration.
- Abusing the system when there is no recourse.
- Verboten streets
- Creeping though the underfloor cable space.
- People trying to work out who I am from Flickr photos and groups.
- Don’t let him win
- Dirty laundry.
- Team spirit.
- Self serving distortions.
- People who hate children so much they don’t want photos if them.
- They knew he did not know, but they said nothing.
- The path to subservience.
- Doing things the hard way.
- Throwing eggs on Christmas day
- Fitting the Profile.
- Mid life crisis.
- The nudity phobia.
- The insanity plea
- Stupid and stupider.
- The master file.
- Hating Ned Kelly
- The dangers of throwing mud.
- Knowing how to tell the difference between fantasy and reality.
- Geeks make the world go round.
- Disliking country road clothes.
- Having to be afraid to fall in love.
- The agenda item.
- Karaoke.
- The rock and the hard place.
- The missing file II.
- Who needs evidence anyway?
- The guessing game.
- He has to admit!
- The man who walks everywhere.
- Tethered
- The most unique man.
- When belief meets reality.
- The director said, he is deceitful. He write it down.
- Changing or being changed.
- Smiling at the wrong time.
- Mushrooms.
- An inability to be good enough.
- The man who fed his child dog food.
- -3 out of 10
- F-
- Pushing all the wrong buttons, pulling all the wrong leavers is all the wrong sequences.
- A grand deception
- The monster and the alcoholic, the tale if a small girl.
- Aracnophobia – People who hate spiders
- Backing Off.
- The great bleaching event.
- Moral compass.
- The dangers of using verbs without subjects and objects.
- Sorry about what?
- Middle aged men are all pedophiles.
- The Black Pool.
- The man who didn’t do anything.
- The way Americans think.
- Fingerprints
- Intimidation.
- Waiting for him to die
- People who keep on forgetting things.
- Hidden meanings, lurking dangers
- The suicide watch
- Forgetting to check II
- The wrong kid.
- Sociopaths
- A bet that backfired
- The spinach man
- The face book haters.
- The parents who drive their children insane.
- Never did any of this. Never did any if that. Only one kind of information.
- Jipped.
- The graceful art of Skype dancing.
- The fence
- Fitting the profile
- Standing ovations.
- Dried up sources
- Consequences.
- Men who have but say they won’t.
- When expectation meets reality.
- Minimalist truths and deliberate misrepresentations.
- The crazy peoples
- The men who won’t admit.
- Psychosis and Phobias.
- Idiots with strong beliefs.
- Control freaks.
- Spoinked.
- Wheelbarrow II
- Autistic.
- Fucking psychopaths.
- The list
- Brain Cancer
- The responder.
- A death threat.
- 客家 : fleeing eternally
- Epsilon.
- Deception
- Misinterpretations and misrepresentations.
- Denial
- The men who can’t like Facebook.
Aftermath
- Functioning Again