People keep on telling me that to like the french is to want to have an affair. They also say that to be Greek is to be gay. I do not think like this, but assuming that we take this to be true then the following must also be true:
- To like the British is to want to live in a sexless puritanical Victorian relationship with a person of the opposite sex.
- To like the Americans is to be a red neck, puritan in public who goes around with gay prostitutes when no one is looking.
Sounds only fair really.